Rate My Poo

Remember those “Hot or Not” websites where you’d go on to find those people who are clinging to a slippery slope of self-esteem and you’d purposely give them a 1/10 to bring them that much closer to suicide?

Well we have a slightly less dramatic, though no less compelling tool for ratings – Rate My Poop. That’s right.

Got a trophy deuce? The face of Jesus in your junk? A log-roller? Or, per chance, a Grappling Hook? Upload it.

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Indeed, that is disgusting, but somewhat of a triumph. So behold! Upload, rate, or simply browse some of the best poos in the world.


155 thoughts on “Rate My Poo”

  1. Seriously, what sane person would take a dump and, before wiping up (there’s no toilet paper covering this crap), would grab a digital camera (or camera equipped cell phone) and turn around and take a picture of his (or her?) poop?

    Sure, I may take some heat for, at my age, going “commando,” but please. At least I don’t feel compelled to snap my crap.

    1. I did not have a poopoo for 3 days. Took a double dose of miralax last night, and this morning took a massive dump in my pants.It was a nice, mushy HUGE $hit, and My girlfriend ate it out of my underwear.

      1. Hi just seen this post, think it’s really vile, you want to take a look at your life and sort it out. I’m going for a Walk!!!!!!

  2. grosss and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww who like pooh? not me gives me the bumps and im 25

    1. Only thursdays and fridays have a good afternoon nap with the poo, we like to take long walks on the beach and read poems to eachother, there’s no one better then a poo, constant sweat blood and tears i work hard for this poo, i live for this poo, i am the poo!!!!

  3. last night my mom caught me curling one out on the shed roof, it looked exactly like this but it had a bit more green in it and it wasnt in the toilet bc i dont have one, mom gave me a bucket but its yellow and i dont like that colour.

  4. Hi I was interested in taking a poo but i’m too ashamed as it looks smaller than yours. I’ve been holding it in since 99′ but my bum really hurts now feels like i want to let out a V2 missile out of my bumhole probably will wipe out whole races when i do.

    1. I see the mentally ill everywhere tell me, what the hell is wrong with our civilization. Seriously what the duck is going on with you


  6. hmmmmm absolutely delicious, my poo normally is a fat log and nice and smooth. stinks like alices breath,. im didabled and hsve to get help when wiping mi bumbum

  7. Nice length, Like the way it stayed in one piece. Bet it had a good fragrance and the floatation was very nice. Shows That its not very dense which shows a healthy immune system. 9/10 poo

  8. No rest rings on this one. Turd diameter indicates good bowel habits, quick and easy exit from a small rectum. It’s not a huge bowel movement but healthy, smooth and soft from beginning to end, light in color, maybe propelled by a good laxative. This movement did itself, no pushing here, fresh upper intestinal stool, none of it packed in the colon. It had to feel so good.

  9. i ever cooked it, and my mama ask me “what is that, son”, i replied “oh, i got a task from school to make some delicious food, try it mom, and tell me how is the taste” and my mom tried it and says “wtf, son, what is this”, i says “it’s my poo moom, delicious??”
    and then, my mom tried to kill me, – based from my childhood

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