Continuing on our poop at work guide to co-workers, we bring you the next type you might encounter at the office: The Altar-Ego – Silent But Deadly Generally, to paraphrase from Gladiator, who we are in life echoes in the bathroom. But sometimes, you get a case of a person whose personality does a 180 when confronted with the most … Read More
Number Two Guide brings you another episode of THE ORIFICE, an original series of comic strips brought to you by the writers of NTG. Find out what our local office hero Bill C. is up to today and what kind of trouble his crazy office poop stories are getting him into.
With 8+ hours of the day spent together, a co-worker is just as much a co-habitator. Generally, you share more conscious hours with this person than those you consider your loved ones or closest friends. All it takes is careful study of their patterns to decipher which ones are friends or foes. Especially with the latter, it’s important to understand … Read More
This invention is ridiculous, and the picture is hilarious. My guess is that the photo-shoot for their invention was taken moments after the family Christmas card photo that they take every year in their matching white shirts. Mom loves it.
Beware of these words: FAVOR NO BOTAR PAPEL EN EL INODORO! USE EL BASURERO. I am singling out Costa Rica, but this goes for a handful of Central and South American countries: you do NOT flush your toilet paper, you dispose of it in a bin that rests next to the toilet.
A professor in Japan has invented the first steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Repeat. A professor in Japan has invented the first steaks based on proteins from human excrement. I provided that line twice to save you time from going back and reading it. Professor Ikeda claims that “Sewage Mud” (his fancy word for poop) is rich with protein from … Read More
New York Yankee C.C. Sabathia apparently did not have enough time during the 7th inning stretch to take care of his slider. He thought he could plop out the rest right on the mound and get away with it. Silly C.C., you play for the Yanks, everyone knows the camera is always rolling on Broadway. The question still remains, how did … Read More
Number Two Guide welcomes back THE ORIFICE, an original series of comic strips brought to you by the writers of NTG. Find out what our local office hero Bill C. is up to today and what kind of trouble his crazy office poop stories are getting him into.
Poop is back. In a big way. I don’t want to compare it to the epic national shift in gay marriage approval, but I kind of do. It feels more out there, more open than it ever has. It’s a PRIDE we can all share. I was in a car yesterday where a woman openly farted. Farted. Like it was … Read More
Perhaps: If everyone in the world committed to using much less electric energy than they do now while also promising to consistetly eat ridiculously large amounts of food. What it comes down to is that we do have the technology and know-how to turn fecal matter into energy, but it is a science that has yet to be proven efficient … Read More
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