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Number of times you have gone poop in your lifetime: 17,090
times
Number of poop logs you have produced in your lifetime: 56,396
logs
Number of times you have had explosive diarrhea: 854
times
If we stacked your poop, end to end, it would have reached the top of the Empire State Building: 4
times
Number of times you have sharted: 8
times
Number of times you have wiped: 85,449
times
Amount of toilet paper used: 1,709
rolls
Number of trees killed by pooping if you don't use recycled paper: 1.71
trees
Number of times you have flushed the toilet from pooping: 17,944
times
Amount of water you have used from flushing: 28,711
gallons
Amount of times you have ran out of toilet paper before you finished wiping: 145
times
Amount of times you have farted while pooping: 30,762
times
Amount of times you have clogged the toilet: 94
times
Amount of days you have spent pooping: 95
days
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