Your Results!
| Number of times you have gone poop in your lifetime: | 17,719 times | |
| Number of poop logs you have produced in your lifetime: | 58,473 logs | |
| Number of times you have had explosive diarrhea: | 886 times | |
| If we stacked your poop, end to end, it would have reached the top of the Empire State Building: | 5 times | |
| Number of times you have sharted: | 8 times | |
| Number of times you have wiped: | 88,595 times | |
| Amount of toilet paper used: | 1,772 rolls | |
| Number of trees killed by pooping if you don't use recycled paper: | 1.77 trees | |
| Number of times you have flushed the toilet from pooping: | 18,605 times | |
| Amount of water you have used from flushing: | 29,768 gallons | |
| Amount of times you have ran out of toilet paper before you finished wiping: | 151 times | |
| Amount of times you have farted while pooping: | 31,894 times | |
| Amount of times you have clogged the toilet: | 97 times | |
| Amount of days you have spent pooping: | 98 days |
