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Number of times you have gone poop in your lifetime:17,345
times
Number of poop logs you have produced in your lifetime:57,237
logs
Number of times you have had explosive diarrhea:867
times
If we stacked your poop, end to end, it would have reached the top of the Empire State Building:4
times
Number of times you have sharted:8
times
Number of times you have wiped:86,723
times
Amount of toilet paper used:1,734
rolls
Number of trees killed by pooping if you don't use recycled paper:1.73
trees
Number of times you have flushed the toilet from pooping:18,212
times
Amount of water you have used from flushing:29,139
gallons
Amount of times you have ran out of toilet paper before you finished wiping:147
times
Amount of times you have farted while pooping:31,220
times
Amount of times you have clogged the toilet:95
times
Amount of days you have spent pooping:96
days
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