Turd Definition:

1. A single piece of poop; A poop.

2. A person who people consider annoying or obnoxious. Not someone you want to be around, just like you would not want to stand around a piece of poop.

3. To turd or to take a turd; To go poop.


1. Before I flushed I turned around and admired the great big turd I had just laid in the toilet.

2. I did not go to Jeff's party because I always thought he was a real turd.



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