1. Someone who interrupts you or walks in on you while you are pooping alone in a public restroom; AKA - turd burgler, turd burggler, turdburgler.
2. Someone who tries to open the stall door in a public restroom while you are inside pooping
3. Someone who steals poop from a toilet. Often cited in reference to the McDonald's Hamburglar
4. An annoying dude
1. I got to the office early thinking I would have the stall to myself and sure enough mid-poop my boss walked into the restroom, what a turd burglar.