Turd Burglar

Turd Burglar Definition:

1. Someone who interrupts you or walks in on you while you are pooping alone in a public restroom; AKA - turd burgler, turd burggler, turdburgler.

2. Someone who tries to open the stall door in a public restroom while you are inside pooping

3. Someone who steals poop from a toilet. Often cited in reference to the McDonald's Hamburglar

4. An annoying dude

Examples:

1. I got to the office early thinking I would have the stall to myself and sure enough mid-poop my boss walked into the restroom, what a turd burglar.

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