Swimming Duck Scramble

Swimming Duck Scramble Definition:

1. Having an immediate need to poop while out of your home and asking where the restroom is while remaining calm.

2. Needing to find a bathroom in an emergency poop situation but remaining calm on the surface, when really you are panicking underneath. (Like a duck swimming. Looks calm on top of the water, but his feet are going crazy underneath the water).


1. Aaron was one minute away from crapping his pants while he entered his third shop where he calmly said, "excuse me, where is your restroom.?"


Swimming Duck Scramble

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