Speed Poop

Speed Poop Definition:

1. Going poop as fast as you can.

2. Usually done at a party or when you are in the company of others, trying to poop fast enough where you are only gone for a short period of time so that people think you were just going pee.

3. Pooping as if you were in a race and your life depended on it.


1. Bill knew that if he was gone from the restaurant table for more than 5 minutes everyone would know he had gone poop. He kept an eye on his watch while he attempted a speed poop.

2. Shelia thought no one was home but was caught mid duck walk by her husband who promptly took a photo.


Speed Poop

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