Porcelain Throne

Porcelain Throne Definition:

1. A toilet or toilet seat.

2. Comparing a toilet to the throne of a king or a queen, toilets being typically made out of porcelain.


1. At the office Jim like to announce he was taking a trip to the "porcelain throne" every time he had to take a dump.

2. Morning poops was the only time Steve had to himself for the entire day, he truly felt like a king on a porcelain throne.


Porcelain Throne

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