Poop On Deck

Poop On Deck Definition:

1. A statement used to indicate you have to poop.

2. Declaring you have to poop by using reference to baseball, the next batter up is the on deck batter.

3. A proclimation that the next thing you are going to do is poop. Usually expressed with a sense of urgency.


1. Are we almost home? I have a poop on deck that cannot wait much longer.

2. He wanted to go home with the girl from the bar but he had a poop on deck and knew it would ruin his evening.



Not to be confused with Poop Deck.

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