Pinch a Loaf

Pinch a Loaf Definition:

1. A phrased used to state that you have to poop.

2. To take a poop and to finish in the fashion of pinching your butt-hole together to pinch off the end of a hanging turd.

3. To end a poop early


1. Hey Bob! Wait for me on the first tee, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf.

2. Staring at the bread through the bakery window reminded Curtis that he still needed to pinch a loaf.


Pinch a Loaf

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