Ghost Wipe

Ghost Wipe Definition:

1. The absence of any trace of poop on the toilet paper when wiping your butt during the first wipe and any whip there after.

2. To poop and to find no evidence of the ommission on the toilet paper after the first wipe.


1. I was running late for work and just finishing up my morning poop. Shockingly, when I went to wipe the toilet paper did not show a spec of brown. I am usually a 5 sheet wiper, with my extra time I made it to work on time!


Ghost Wipe



Part of the Unsolved Mystery Poop, not to be confused with Ghost Poop.

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