Floater Definition:

1. A floating poop; The opposite of a Sinker.

2. A poop that rests or moves on top of a surface of liquid without sinking.

3. The action of a floating poop in the toilet or other liquid environment, like a pond or lake.


1. The floater was reluctant to be flushed away. I tried three times, but it weathered the storm at the top of the bowl.

2. I can’t remember my last floater. Maybe it was the poop I took after that marshmallow eating contest I won at summer camp?


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