Duck Walk

Duck Walk Definition:

1. Walking with your pants down around your ankles.

2. Usually occurring mid-poop after discovering there is no toilet paper, the walk from the bathroom to the location of new toilet paper that is done with the pants down.

3. A restrictive walk that makes you appear as if you are walking like a duck.

4. The act of walking with your pants down restricting your movement.


1. Steve was only two wipes in when he realized he needed more toilet paper and began the shameful duck walk to the closet.

2. Shelia thought no one was home but was caught mid duck walk by her husband who promptly took a photo.


Duck Walk


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