Amish Poop

Amish Poop Definition:

1. Pooping without your smartphone.

2. Sitting down to go poop, reaching for your cell phone and realizing you forgot to bring it with you.


1. I was all set to read some emails while I pooped but my battery died making this round an Amish poop.

2. My cell phone was upstairs and I had a poop emergency, so I had to make this poop an Amish poop.


Amish Poop

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